
Simmons carried that saucy reputation with him to the grave.
Along with his last meal, he requested a whopping 80 ounces of ranch dressing,
the equivalent of five full bottles. Since he didn’t ask for any salad, we can
only assume he used the dressing as a dipping sauce for the rest of his
massive meal, which included one Pizza Hut medium Super Supreme Deep Dish pizza
with double portions of mushrooms, onions, jalapeno peppers, and pepperoni; one
pizza with regular portions of three cheeses, olives, bell peppers, tomatoes,
garlic, and Italian sausage; 10 8-oz. packs of Parmesan cheese; one family-size
bag of nacho cheese Doritos; 8 oz. jalapeno nacho cheese; 4 oz. sliced
jalapenos; 2 large strawberry shakes; two 20-oz. cherry Cokes; one super-size
order of McDonald's fries with extra ketchup and mayonnaise; and two pints of
strawberry ice cream.
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