Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Simmons Savors Super-Size Serving of Sauce

Gary Carl Simmons Jr. always had a saucy attitude; while serving time on Mississippi’s death row, the convicted killer was reprimanded for over 60 violations ranging from throwing hot water on prison staff to destroying state property and “not following sanitation regulations.”

Simmons carried that saucy reputation with him to the grave. Along with his last meal, he requested a whopping 80 ounces of ranch dressing, the equivalent of five full bottles. Since he didn’t ask for any salad, we can only assume he used the dressing as a dipping sauce for the rest of his massive meal, which included one Pizza Hut medium Super Supreme Deep Dish pizza with double portions of mushrooms, onions, jalapeno peppers, and pepperoni; one pizza with regular portions of three cheeses, olives, bell peppers, tomatoes, garlic, and Italian sausage; 10 8-oz. packs of Parmesan cheese; one family-size bag of nacho cheese Doritos; 8 oz. jalapeno nacho cheese; 4 oz. sliced jalapenos; 2 large strawberry shakes; two 20-oz. cherry Cokes; one super-size order of McDonald's fries with extra ketchup and mayonnaise; and two pints of strawberry ice cream.

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