Barbaric Brett Has Boutiful Banquet

Brett Hartman was executed by the state of Ohio this morning for a murder he committed in 1997. His female victim was stabbed 138 times, her throat was slit, and her hands were cut off. The hands were never found, by the way. Perhaps Hartman got confused during his attempt to leave no fingerprints at the scene.

Hartman ordered a last meal of steak with sauteed mushrooms, fried shrimp, macaroni and cheese, baked potato with butter and sour cream, Honey-Comb cereal with milk, vanilla ice cream with nuts, and Pepsi and Dr. Pepper to drink.

His last words were "I'm good. Let's roll."