Sheesh, Treesh, That's Quite a Feast

Frederick Treesh was executed today by the state of Ohio for his part in a massive five-state crime spree that included bank robberies, car-jackings, sexual assaults, and the murder of a security guard at an adult book store.

From a legal standpoint, Treesh had no appeals left. He also had little personal appeal, as he declined to take a shower prior to his execution. Treesh did, however, take advantage of Ohio’s generous and mostly open-ended last meal policy. Treesh asked for a 32-ounce Porterhouse steak with mushrooms, eggs and hash browns, onion rings, deep-fried mushrooms, cottage cheese, a hot fudge sundae, one Coke, and one root beer.