Casey Anthony Cancels Reservation at the Death Row Diner

The Death Row Diner now has one vacant seat after a jury found Casey Anthony not guilty yesterday.  Some would say that the prosecution just didn't have enough concrete evidence to secure a conviction.  On the other side, some would say that the basis for Anthony's defense was laughably ridiculous.  Others would remark that this jury must have been hand-picked from a group of intergalactic tourists who were visiting Earth on vacation and never expected to be given such an important job---despite their lack of familiarity with our planet's laws and customs.  No matter which side you're on, though, we'll all be left wondering what Casey Anthony might have ordered for her last meal if fate had dealt her the death penalty card.