Friday, November 18, 2011

A Hallmark Moment for Paul Rhoades

Instead of ordering a special request for his last meal, convicted killer Paul Rhoades chose to eat the prison's "daily special" of hot dogs, sauerkraut, baked beans, veggie sticks with ranch dressing, and gelatin with fruit--although the prison chef did add strawberry ice cream as a special treat.

But here's the big surprise; in an unexpected gesture of convict camaraderie, the other death row inmates gave Rhoades a card which they had all signed. It made us wonder, though--what type of card would be appropriate for such an occasion? You can't exactly cross out "birthday" or "anniversary" and turn a standard card into an execution card.

The big greeting card companies might be losing sales by not producing cards for this unique niche market!

Here are two proposed designs. First, the sweet and sentimental card:

...and next, the funny, sarcastic card:

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