Convicted killer Donald Moeller—one of the “worst of the
worst” in the death row universe—was executed tonight in South Dakota, 22 years
after he committed his terrible crime. Moeller obviously believed that
breakfast was the most important meal of the day, because he ordered it for his
last meal ever. Moeller asked for scrambled eggs, link sausages, tater tots,
and coffee.
Moeller, who tried to escape from jail at various times
disguised as Rip Van Winkle, an Amish farmer, and a member of the rock band ZZ
Top, gave one last-ditch effort on the day of his execution. Just prior to the
lethal injection, Moeller put on a red suit, patted his round belly, and
announced, “Well, I better head to the North Pole now. Christmas is only two
months away and those toys aren’t going to make themselves!”
The prison staff wasn’t fooled, however, and justice was
ultimately served.
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